MAN Blog……The Vintage Lady’s MAN BLOGS!

The Vintage Lady said to her “Man,”…… write a blog…..so I did.
But….then I realized, I don’t really know what a “blog” is…..
In Harpers Ferry The Vintage Lady has shirts
Well, the doctoral ring on my finger says I am an educated man, but…a blog…
I know what a log is but a blog?????…

The language they use these days…for example, when I ordered t-shirts for the shop, the lady asked if I wanted military green, burnt orange or navy…..

In our one room school, we only had colors the same as our crayons – green, orange, blue, brown……

And…..all this “texting” language – it is just overwhelming!  So I had to come up with my own:

The Viintage Lady's Man goes to one room school in Lewisburg, WV

  • ATD   At the doctors
  • CBM  Covered by Medicare
  • BFF   Best friend farted
  • DWI    Driving while incontinent
  • BTW   Bring the wheelchair<
  • TTYL   Talk to you louder
  • BYOT  Bring your own teeth
  • ROFL – CGU    Rolling on the floor laughing – can’t get up

Anyway, my task for now is to discover what a blog is before The Vintage Lady demotes me from co-owner to second employee.

2 Comments on MAN Blog……The Vintage Lady’s MAN BLOGS!

  1. Debbie
    September 26, 2012 at 4:53 pm (2 years ago)

    I loved reading this! You’re a born blogger. SMH – ROFL

    Reply
  2. erin
    September 26, 2012 at 8:06 pm (2 years ago)

    At yoga this evening, I was the BFF and found myself ROFL-CGU! Love ya!

    Reply

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