The Vintage Lady said to her “Man,”…… write a blog…..so I did.
But….then I realized, I don’t really know what a “blog” is…..
Well, the doctoral ring on my finger says I am an educated man, but…a blog…
I know what a log is but a blog?????…
The language they use these days…for example, when I ordered t-shirts for the shop, the lady asked if I wanted military green, burnt orange or navy…..
In our one room school, we only had colors the same as our crayons – green, orange, blue, brown……
And…..all this “texting” language – it is just overwhelming! So I had to come up with my own:
- ATD At the doctors
- CBM Covered by Medicare
- BFF Best friend farted
- DWI Driving while incontinent
- BTW Bring the wheelchair<
- TTYL Talk to you louder
- BYOT Bring your own teeth
- ROFL – CGU Rolling on the floor laughing – can’t get up
Anyway, my task for now is to discover what a blog is before The Vintage Lady demotes me from co-owner to second employee.